Where did
"Piss Poor" come from? Interesting Story.
They used to
use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once
it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
If you had to
do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse
than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot... They
"didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The next time
you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature Isn't
just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some
facts about the 1500's:
Most people
got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they
still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, Brides
carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the
custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths
consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of
the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons
and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all, the babies. By
then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Houses had
thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the
only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes
the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the
saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was
nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem
in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings Could mess up your nice clean
bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some
protection.
That's how
canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was
dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the
saying, "Dirt poor."
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a
threshold.
(Getting
quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old
days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the
fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly
vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner,
leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next
day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme: "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Hence the rhyme: "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes
they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors
came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
It was a sign
of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."
They would
cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the
fat.
Those with
money had plates made of pewter. Food with
high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400
years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was
divided according to status. Workers got
the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, And guests got the
top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups
were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the
imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone
walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were
laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather
around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom; "holding a wake."
Hence the custom; "holding a wake."
England is
old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.
So they would
dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When
reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks
on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and
up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in
the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus,
someone could be, "saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead
ringer." ... And that's the truth.
Now, whoever
said history was boring!!!
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